He who Rules
Written by 3tcs_11
If you are a die hard Rajnikanth fan read no further!
Rajnikanth makes onions cry
Rajnikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
Outer space exists because its afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikanth.
Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
When Rajnikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
When Rajnikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajnikanth and Rajnikanth.
Rajanikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.
It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Rajnikanth has counted infinity–twice.
Rajnikanth doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikanth kicked one of the corners off.
Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door.
Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
Rajnikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Rajnikanth ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
If you want a list of Rajnikanth’s enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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